2 days until Thailand

Two days left. I've been working my ass off to get all of the work I need done before I leave. In English, we've been doing an assignment where we write one story a week about a character that we invent for 12 weeks. Well I have to turn mine in a week early (this Wed.). It is worth about 80% of our grade, and if you miss even one story, it is worth 0%. Which means you will fail English. And I have never in my life gotten anything lower than a B in a class, so that ain't gonna happen.

So I've been really behind and have been doing about a story a day the last several days.
Today I wrote two stories. Just one left.

Most people are writing 3 page long stories. Mine are about 20-26 each. So people need to fucking stop complaining to me that they have so much left to do, when they have a week more time than me and really short stories. I might just have to go kung-fu on their asses. Or maybe karate, because I actually know how to do that.

I think I'm going to break down from exhaustion.